That Looks Classy!

Ford made this car bad* enough in the 90’s, but you had to take it to the next level.

*Bad as in bad.

And they get stolen.

Truck spoiler is nice, but homemade beetle spoiler is downright exquisite.

Problem: This is the type of car people dream about – when they’re 15.  Guaranteed to make you look like a juvenile everywhere you go.

Solution: Paint it black.  Lose the body kit.

Problem: Used car dealers tend to stick these giant chrome turds on your trunk.  The more rural the dealer, the bigger the turd.

Solution: Remove giant chrome turd with a flat head screwdriver.  Peel off big chunk of paint in the process.  Take to Maaco and get it repainted for $200.  Complain to Maaco about how the color doesn’t quite match.  Gently weep in a dark room.